6 FILLIES AND MARES 3YO+ BATTLE IT OUT FOR THE BIG PRIZE AS ONE TAGS ALONG FOR THE RIDE….
6 FILLIES AND MARES 3YO+ BATTLE IT OUT FOR THE BIG PRIZE AS ONE TAGS ALONG FOR THE RIDE (IN CASE YOU DIDN’T GET IT; ITS GOT AS MUCH CHANCE AS WHAT THE BTB DOES OF EVER GETTING A BETTER WRITER THAN MYSELF!)
Big race here at Tasmania as 7 fillies get ready for the big one. Some might say that it’s the biggest race to come to the sim (but most wouldn’t). We have 7 lovely beasts coming out to battle it out for the ultimate goal in the sim – to win a high quality race. I should say second biggest goal in the sim. Each and every one of these horses have just achieved the ultimate number 1 goal; and that is to be written about by S I M E 1 1 – key part of the btb. Time to introduce the race and the horses.
The WASSIE G Stakes
Stakes
A mile and one sixteenth
Fast Dirt
$65,000
Fillies and mares, 3 years old and up
1 SILENCE OF THE SKY, owned by steelewolf – hmmmm mediocre. This horse sits at 6th favourite with odds of 5/1. Even though this horse has made some massive, outstanding, superhuman/horse, individual performances it lacks in the consistency area. It will finish somewhere in the midfield-back.
2 SEEKING WELLS WOOD owned by network6 – Champion quality. This is our =favourite for the race and geez is its looking fine. I had a sneak peak yesterday to see how this one was going. It did about 150 push-ups and completed the super-genius advanced mathematics textbook all in the space of 45 minutes. So as you can see, it is in fine condition, lacks nothing in the determination department and has quite a mathematical brain (though I’m not sure where this will come in handy for its racing but at least it will have something to fall back on if its racing career does fail). It has been running very consistent S.P’s and is my number one pick.
3 MATRONI ET MOI owned by frosty – A very good horse. After just reaching an S.P of 109 this one falls nothing short of being my number one pick. It will most likely run to the lead and stay there as it moves toward the finish line. I had a look at this one last night while it was training and it seemed to be very… how do you say it… ummm… quick.
4 HELL FIRE owned by kevoman – This one has potential. This one could do anything. It looks fine and is ready to run but there is one thing that is holding it back; this little hell raiser refuses to enter the field unless its owner gives her a nice chocolate Sunday with sprinkles and some onion on top. This will often settle in to its stomach half way through the race, forcing it drop off and lose.
5 ITCHY ELBOW owned by arm2 – scratched
6 PULLPOTOMY owned by slowmann – lmao. This is the horse that is just here to tag along for the ride. It’s good that horses like this one gets entered into a race like this… it provides comedy relief for the writer. No chance unless all other horses are scratched from the race. Slowmann – I’ve just bagged your horse out fairly badly so if this wins, tell me on the message board and I will make an official apology.
7 FLEETING DIXIE owned by dixiepride – A good strong horse. I look forward to watching this horse race because it runs well and is a peoples champion. This is why I’m naming this as my number 1 pick. It loves some attention and will play up to the crowd. In fact, the other day I went down to watch this horse train and was amazed to see it look up at me, wave and say: ‘cherry bob banana sleeve’. I’m still a little confused as to what this means but it was just nice to have it talk to me.
8 ADVISORY owned by ruffino – It comes to a point in every person’s life where you’ve just got to say: ‘yep, what a nice ice-cream I’m eating at this present time. I like the look of this horse but just can’t quite see it finishing first over the line. I’m not writing it off though because its S.P’s are very impressive.
WRITTEN AND EDITED BY BTB STAR – S I M E 1 1