Slow and Steedy

Just one horse hit the track during week four of Comedy Central’s Breed My Steed. 

Readers might remember that Breed My Steed allows members of Comedy Central to breed 2yos and then give them away, by random draw receiving a new horse. Throughout the year players race their horses, and both trainers and the original breeders can win prizes for their steeds’ performances.

The lone Steed to run this week took the Comedian name to heart, putting forth a funnily slow effort. Dastardly Dennis, trained by Simaddict, jogged around the Florida main track, never challenging. The Smarty Jones filly, bred by Goldsmith, finished sixth of twelve. 

Most of the 2yos have already started or are resting up or training for a return trip to the track, so the week or two may see light action as members of Comedy Central wait for their steeds to be ready to run again.