COMEDY CENTRAL Come Out To Play

The self confessed comedians of the sim COMEDY CENTRAL have their first residency only races both for 2yrolds this week . The relative worth of each runner cant really be determined as odds tend to be decided on breeding and this doesn’t always work out. So yours truly is looking at the trainers to get some inkling as to how their horses might run and to see if indeed a man or woman’s animals mirror their owners in nature and in this case quirkiness. I will also try to match each trainer or rag tag bunch of so called comics as they bumble and stumble their way through the sim as they disrupt the lives of all those rational thinking sims players with the comical character they most remind me of real or cartoon. Always a humorous place I hope this may give you an insight to what goes on in the lofty halls of this residency. Lets look at the dirt race first.

1 178897 BACON N EGGS(KY) market132 S Kozerski 30/1

Npark colt by GULCH x TRIBAL RULE x COLORFUL CREW

Always one to run contest of every variety npark keeps things ticking along and sometimes reminds you of Adam Sandler in the movie click its like he sometimes has the remote control to organise thing and may use it to allow his colt to speed to lead from ace draw.

2 180213 THIEFUHR(KY) 69mets C V D’Onofrio 15/1

Chuckrock Conglomerate Stables trained colt by LANGFUHR x AFLEET ALEX x CAT THIEF chuckrock reminders me of ROBIN WILLIAMS imn the movie PATCH ADAMS always trying to heal people with comedy and thoughtful to the feelings of others and hard working as he runs his sim wide contests. So this colt can be expected to race handy and never give in.

3 177216 ELEVENZEZ PRINCE(AUS) elevenzez1 C Maguire 57/1

Trained by yours truly this budget colt by CASINO PRINCE (AUS) x BINARY x STAR x IMPOSING(AUS) I see myself as like John Candy as Irving “Irv” Blitzer

in the movie Cool Runnings a little rough around the edges by well meaning and trying to be helpful most of the time. And this Aussie colt is a bit like that rough but may do some good who knows.

4 179601 CONTRADICTORY(KY) chaos O Brooks 9/1

chaos ,mayhem, scandaland deception stables run by this trainer Squirrel just about say it all although see did give me a quote “I am smarter funnier and more intelligent than cmd “ hmmm strong stuff missy any way this colt is by DIXIE UNION x PINE BLUFF x GRAUSTARK ah squirrel let me think yes maybe Cameron Diaz as Mary Jensen in There’s Something About Mary ( minus the hair do ) everybody wants to know her everybody wants to be with her and she kind and gentle (except on the race track where she’s lethal) and this colt could prove lethal too for the 2007 toty winner.

5 180183 CRAZE(AUS) ginnjr K Barnes 89/1

BKC Stables trained filly by FALVELON (AUS) x LOOSEN UP x JUGAH this trainer has been a champion of the sire dam combination here and has try to covert all C C members to he way of thinking and reminds me of Ben Stiller’s character White Goodman in the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story where he tries to get everybody to do things his way and ultimately fails this filly might go early but will struggle to be there at the wire .

6 179717 EASTERN CONFUSION(JPN) superfly T Brace 10/1

Superfly Stables trained filly by SAKURA BAKUSHIN O (JPN) x E DUBAI x KRIS(GB) I see a muppet photo on stables page and maybe liken the trainer to Statler and Waldorf the two old critics in the balcony commenting on all goings on. Can this Japanese filly draw some good comments after the race?

7 179481 LAST WORDS(KY) cnn K Chilcoat 6/1

Squirrel – CoMeDy central division trained colt by POLITICAL FORCE x GIANT’S CAUSEWAY (IRE) x GREEN DESERT the second runner from this trainer is the third favourite for this and will go close to winning for miss Diaz aka Mary

8 41554 ADHERE TO COLAC(AUS) nightcap1 R Marts 12/1

Alishan trained filly by DUBAI DESTINATION x DEHERE x GENERAL MEETING from the great Victorian town of Colac one must reflect on the great Aussie movie The Castle staring Michael Caton as Darryl Kerrigan the peoples champion and all round good guy and his famous saying “feel the serenity “ on their trips to Bonnie Doon this filly will try to triumph over unsurmountable odds .

9 155771 FOGGY BOTTOM(PA) diamondjim Ni Williams 45/1

Tartar trained filly by ONE GREAT CAT x BEST OF THE BESTS (IRE) x FAPPIANO’S DANCER the generous tartar who runs the credit guessing contest at the res. Trains her and reminds me of Woody Allen in the movie Take the Money and Run as teejay has done to him in the last two weeks of the contest hope this filly can do the same.

10 179821 TRAFFIC DASH(CHI) claimcat G Daniels 99/1

Theredd trained colt by AMAZING AGAIN x TRAFFIC SECRETARY x DASHING DEVIL Gene Wilder as Skip Donahue in Stir Crazy who is framed for a robbery and tries to clear his name this filly has a name that should see her clearing out to lead can she hold on.

11 127363 DISVINGO(KY) cmd5 C Duncan 6/1

Cmd Stables trained colt by DISCREET CAT x VINDICATION x GONE WEST Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in the movie Caddyshack reminds me of the greenkeeper who spends his life battling the gopher (squirrel maybe) but never can beat him or her. Can the boss beat the squirrel here oh I mean gopher.

12 123043 THE LOCO MOTION(KY) highroller S Cadigan 3/1

Doza trains this filly by POINT GIVEN x FORTY NINER x SEATTLE SLEW as her breeding suggests she is the favourite runner for this race and should take a lot of stopping like a runaway train. Which reminds me of the movie Silver Streak where Gene Wilder gets caught up in all sorts of trouble on a train journey across America.

13 177266 COLAC SMOKE(KY) simaddict O Parker 4/1

Another Colac horse this one a by SMOKE GLACKEN GONE WEST SEATTLE SLEW has a strong dirt pedigree and should go close lets look at another great Oz movie then “Crocodile Dundee’ Paul Hogan plays Michael J. ‘Crocodile’ Dundee one of the best aussie comedy movies ever.

14 179585 CAME FOR DINNER(JPN) southern H Newsome 20/1

Cmd Stables second runner by CAME HOME x WHO’S FOR DINNER x MISWAKI maybe the movie Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner staring Spencer Tracy might be appropriate given the horses name and oldie but a goody this filly might just surprise us all.

15 178187 ON THE COUCH(NY) amazon2 S Machu 14/1

Amazon2 Stables trained filly by FREUD x ROCK SLIDE x SMART STRIKE with a name like that this filly reminds me of the movie What’s Up, Doc? Staring Barbra Streisand and she may be aptly named a we all might need to see a shrink after this race is over many of the jockeys may try to pull their mounts up trying to win the converted poor finish prize associated with these races.

As Elmer Fudd says

bidy bidy bidy that’s all folks