I have never met Chris but I have certainly enjoyed many of his posts on the message board. He really is a very funny fellow. He runs the Comedy Central Residency, and they are always looking for new residents, but you better have a sense of humor as everyone is fair game with this group. Here is Cmd’s snapshot.
First name?
Chris
How long have you been in the Sim?
Started sometime in 2000 I think and there is a 3 1/2 year-ish break in there somewhere to give everyone else time to catch up.
Favorite food?
Pizza, but only pepperoni as god intended for it to be.
Dog or cat?
Neither one. I don’t care what it looked like was going on in those pictures I’m not into that sort of thing.
If you were to take a solo road trip which would you rather drive – a convertible or a motorhome?
A convertible motorhome. Nothing like the feeling of the wind rushing through your hair while sitting on one of those tiny plastic toilets built into the shower.
Hobby – other than horseracing?
Underwater basket weaving, saving the people who save the whales, patting myself on the back, lurking on the CoMeDy Central message board hoping with all my might that someone will show up, and bothering squirrel as often as humanly possible with mundane unimportant residency tasks.
Favorite band or singer?
Woodswyck. Actually they are pretty awful, but it’s my buddies band so I am obligated to say that. If you have immense internet talent I believe you could find them on myspace. Go ahead you’d probably be the first one.
Last book you read?
I’m going to need a phone a friend on this one. Can someone call my third grade teacher? I think that’s when the event in question took place.
What’s playing in your cd player or Ipod right now?
Green Onions by Booker T. and the Mg’s. The greatest song in history without a doubt.
If you were stuck in a hospital room for 6 months and could chose one person, past or present, other than husband/wife, relative or in-law, to be in the bed next to you – who would it be?
I’d rather just be by myself as a general rule I can’t stand people. They are too much “not me”.
If you were to take a day trip in your area – where would you go?
Nowhere, I get 13 miles to the gallon I can’t afford to leave the driveway, but if I must go somewhere I guess it better be the gas station.
Favorite real life racehorse?
Skip Away, but don’t let Secretariat hear that. I’ve got him convinced he’s the one for me.
If you could meet one person in the Sim – who would it be?
OTISTAYLOR! He is after all my hero