DPCD Distaff
DPCD Distaff
A mile and one eighth
Fast Dirt
$500,000
Fillies and mares, 3 years old and up — RESTRICTED TO PARTICULAR OWNERS
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PP | ID | Horse | Owner | Jockey | Odds | Comments |
1 | BLESSED BELLE | 11/1 | Trainer in Vegas at the moment. Waiting for a phone call to see if his 3yo has been blessed with another win. She’ll need a blessing after winning most of her races in short fields. | |||
2 | CARAVAN LODGE | 18/1 |
Doc can’t wait till first of the year to breed this mare. She’s actually running like she’s carrying a foal now. | |||
3 | PRINCESS | 7/1 |
Mr. Crisp, long time St. Louis Rams fan, brings this average allowance filly in from the state of mo-zurri, and was hoping for an off track. She has a wimpy jock, and the “Rams” have been up the track, sooo, here’s luck at ya. | |||
4 | STRATEGIC MANEUVER | 23/1 | Her last maneuver almost got it done. The big time Corporation are licking their chops at 23/1. | |||
5 | TRAVELLER | 6/1 |
Lady Laura couldn’t be here for this as she is getting her hair done. However, partners in Law are present as usual to make sure no hanky-panky goes on. Her mare has traveled a lot in her career and awaits a stud in a few weeks. Lady “L” is jealous. | |||
6 | CUPID’S DEAD | 5/1 |
Dead is a kind term after the BB debacle. However, if she doesn’t find the lost bow, she still should erotically win in this field. Trainer plans to play his guitar for the post parade. How that will present itself is unknown as he’s usually tequila bagged before every race. | |||
7 | JAMIE LOVES SPOONS | 15/1 |
Jamie better love more than spoons here. Trainer “peeps”(what a name), is hoping this filly can hold her oxygen a little longer here. | |||
8 | A LITTLE BIT MORE | 12/1 |
A little bit more is exactly what the trainer is hoping for here. She should have that “more” to pick up a check anyway. | |||
9 | GENESIS’ EVE | 14/1 |
My nag…named after the first lady. Jockey is my daughter, which normally would be a good thing. However, she is mad at me for insulting her boyfriend, and says she’ll put a choke hold on the horse in the stretch. | |||
10 | BARB’S FRECKLES(GB) | 5/1 |
I’ve met Barb and she doesn’t have freckles. Jockey Crow has freckles. Anywho, trainer has been in | |||
11 | 67/1 |
Seeing stars in this….1, 2, 3, 4, etc. | ||||
12 | ALLEGEDLY NOBLE | 41/1 |
Allegedly bred to be a nice horse by the “hatman”. NOT!! | |||
13 | D. C. AWESOME | 23/1 |
Awesome is what I thought I bred. | |||
14 | BARB’S PETIT MARRON | 9/1 |
Super Corp. claimed this 3yo from PBS to rub salt in impatient former owner’s wound. However, former trainer’s wife convinced him to place in claimers because she didn’t like the name. | |||
15 | THE GOODIES( | 68/1 |
The “Goodies”….hahahahahahaha | |||
16 | DANETARIAT | 23/1 |
Trying to come up with a catchy name for this well-bred nag, doesn’t win races. Better luck next time. | |||
17 | LUCK BE A LADY |