DPCD Turf Stakes
DPCD Turf Stakes
A mile and one half
Firm Turf
$500,000
All horses, 3 years old and up — RESTRICTED TO PARTICULAR OWNERS
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PP | ID | Horse | Owner | Jockey | Odds | Comments |
1 | 16/1 | The Doc brings his 3yo | ||||
2 | KEARSARGE | 16/1 |
One of my three nags in this that needs more distance. He’ll be wondering why he can’t get the lead. I forgot to tell him it’s a couple of furlongs shorter. | |||
3 | THUNDER | 20/1 |
San Antonio/Chicago based trainer hasn’t heard any thunder for awhile. Usually doesn’t when the temperature is in the teens. Horse is hampered by the sweater he wears in this kind of climate. | |||
4 | SWINGSHIFT | 2/1 |
Seems like a no-brainer that Swingshift Sal is the one to beat here. Should whip the snot out of this bunch. Lady Laura has her team of lawyers present in case of a frivolous jockey objection. | |||
5 | NEWBERRY | 7/1 | Newberry, kinda sounds like a kids cereal. Jock | |||
6 | 99/1 | |||||
7 | LEMON | 31/1 |
Looks like the tattoo man has a lemon here. | |||
8 | GATTA HAVE IT | 69/1 |
Gatta have What? | |||
9 | DEMONS BE DRIVEN | 13/1 |
Demons are driven into a herd of pigs as per biblical scripture. However, he is also one of the pigs. | |||
10 | ZIGGY | 10/1 |
I had an uncle named Zigmond. Everyone called him Ziggy, so this horse does have some sentimental value to me. He also closes a bit when he forgets his trainer’s name is “peeps”. | |||
11 | LOSING PRIVILAGES(AUS) | 8/1 |
My nag that lost his privileges after the last lackluster race. He will again if he doesn’t run back to his previous form! | |||
12 | MILITANT | 7/2 |
This horse and jockey will be scanned for any electronic equipment before the post parade. Has been know to be rigged with buzzers and a laser whip so no other horse can pass him. He has won far too many on the front end until caught with illegal equipment 6 races back. | |||
13 | ABYSS | 7/1 |
Hasn’t run in a long time after the Doc removed one of his testicles by mistake. However, he may carry his speed further with the extra weight off. |