Bargain Bowl 2012 Tribute
Tribute to The Bargain Bowl (To the tune of Adam Sandler’s Hanukkah song by MTK/Cadet and the Chat Room crew). Look for a musical tribute on a future Latenight with Dr. Dipper Lip..
If you are Euro and you don’t know now you know.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd1Pyu9_rxo
This is an article, that uh, there’s a lot of graded stakes articles out there, but not
Too many about bargain bowls, so I wrote a song for all those nice little bargain
horses and trainers who don’t get much BTB love–here we go…
Put on your cheap front wraps-akah, here comes bargain bowlakah
Its so much fun-akkah to bred cheap and runukah,
Bargain bowlakah is the festival of cheapie breeds,
Instead of one horse who costs years of bps, you get 8 crazy steeds.
When you feel like the only kid in town without an AP Indy, heres a list of
Bargains who were cheapies , just like STT
Ten Lost Pyramids stalks the Cougar Bite Classic
So do Brilliant Notation, Celestial Key and the fast HousefullofGhostichas
Guess who face off in the Cemetary Winter Distaffacha,
Multisurface freak Misallocation and Sullivan’s Rainbow
Hawkz is a bargain trainer, Slower lower desperado is one too,
Put them together–what a fine three legged crew
You don’t need credits to clickfest
Cause you can sire with Hap and Tiz West, both bargies
Pump em up with lasix and buticah
It’s time for Bargain Bowl looticha
BRAD RULEZ but he’s not a bargain breeder!
But guess who is resboss knightmare our fearless leader(he’s a legend!)
We got Alottah at steak, Ultimate Betraying, NZED THRILLS a little flabby
Tinbuck Slew won a graded race, not too shabby!
Bettors got Ginger Ale winner Van Heusen,
But, he’s far from a lock and trainer MTK is boozin.
So many bargains are running big figs
Rob’s 2yos isn’t, but I hear bengowans is
Tell chat bot winnett-anakah, it’s time you celebrate bargain bowlakah
I hope you get a fast runnikah, on this festive bargain bowlakah.
Trotter drink your tanguary and tonic-akah its time to celebrate bargain bowlakah
Hope to see you in the winners circle-akah on this happy happy, happy, happy, happy
bargain bowlakah. Happy bargain bowlakah!