A Game of Numbers
Spring is now here and I continue to receive tons and tons of emails, most of them are on the side of testimonials on the accuracy of the horoscopes I have provided. Albeit, there are a mere handful or so of doubters out there. Nonetheless to say, there will always be doubters and they will be the ones that pay the price for not taking the benefit of the fortunes (or avoiding the misfortunes) that the horoscopes provide.
Jay wrote to me about a nag he had that was a Virgo and was winless for the last three years. “I took your advice. I decided that it won’t hurt anything to put some antlers on my loser and race him at Christmas time. My jaw hit the ground when this 87-1 horse hit the wire first and won by five lengths.!!! I’m now a devoted reader of yours…forever!!!”
There are many more like Jay’s letter, but one that really got my attention was from Carrie. “I really like your articles and I have had much success. However, the world is full of numbers. Heck, my fortune cookie even has numbers and I have never won with them. Do you think numbers can also bring luck to someone?”
A good question. I’ve done much reading on this subject and I have attended the Lady Lucia’s School of Numerology. I have completed all 3 and a quarter classes over a two hour period and paid their $777. enrollment fee. I can now proudly proclaim that I am officially certified Numerologist and I even graduated at the top of the class!!!
Now, I will provide you with how numbers will affect your horse based on their astrological signs. For new readers, the astrological sign of your horse corresponds with the date of their first race.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18
Aquarius horses will respond favorably to the number one throughout the spring. Your best results will be to get into track #1, get the rail position, hire the #1 jockey at the track and make sure you are in the very first race. It will also help tons if you can get into a field of one also.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
Pisces are not as lucky as Aquarius horses. Number 1 will result in disaster for them. Avoid anything to do with the number one. Do not even let the horse finish in the first spot, as it will suffer from an incurable fungus after the race and never run on a track again. Best to settle for second place. Oh, and do not breed the horse with a first year sire. The children will be born with one leg…which is never a good thing in horse racing.
Aries 3/21-4/19
5, 18, 22, 37, 38, 47. These are not the lottery numbers, but you can try them if you want to. These numbers are the track numbers that Aries horses will enjoy racing at. They will be very free spirited and have the time of their lives at these tracks. Doesn’t mean they will win, just means they will be very happy. And who doesn’t like a happy horse in their barn?
Taurus 4/20-5/20
3333. If your horse is a Taurus, you may have just hit the jackpot!!! Take a look at the ID numbers for all of your Taurus horses. If any of them have the 3333 in their ID number, you are sitting on gold!!! Race these very special horses in all the graded races you can find. You will be racking in tons and tons of sim-money. You may collect so much, you may even buy your own sim-bank!
Gemini 5/21-6/20
28 is a meaningful and important number for Gemini horses to adhere to. That is that exact amount of days of rest they need between races in order to come out Sharp for their next race start. You must be careful to enter the horse into a race they can be competitive in. In other words, don’t race them over their head. If they are rested for 28 days, they will be sharp, and they will have opportunity to win. Racing at track #28 and grabbing the 28th ranked jockey and departing from post 28 won’t be a bad thing either.
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Not all numbers are lucky. Cancer horses will find that out during the Spring. Any number that is either even or odd will be dangerous to them. Do not enter them into any race at a track with an even or odd number. They will lose each and every time with a larger than normal chance of being injured. Find a track number that is not even or odd and you will fare far better.
Leo 7/23-8/22
100 up to 115. What the heck do these numbers mean? Why, they are speed numbers. Any horse you have that runs a speed in this range is on fire and needs to be cooled off. After hitting these high range speeds, put them in the barn until summer. Let them cool off otherwise there is a high risk that those numbers will become their body temperature. And with humans, the higher the temperature, the worse you are. Don’t let this happen to your horses.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
5,4,3,2,1. These numbers are very crucial to Virgo’s. After running a race, you will need a five count and count down to the next race they will run in. So, after they race, say this week, next week will be 5, followed by 4 and so on until you get to 1. This will be the most important race of their career, so plan accordingly. But there is a plus side too. Breeding to any horse with any combination of four of these five numbers will get you a horse that will be undefeated throughout his or her racing career.
Libra 9/23-10/22
4 red, 12 white, 8 blue. Ok, we have numbers and colors and this is not a quarterback calling the plays from the line of scrimmage. Rather, these are winning post numbers and colors. Find a track with these important combos, snag that post position, and your horse will bring home the bacon in the form of sim dollars!!! Now how could life be any better?
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
4, 6, 15, 22, 30. Another collection of numbers and are somewhat complicated. They are not good numbers, but ones to avoid. They all relate to dates. Take the 4 and 6, they equated to the month number, thus April and June. The remaining three are the day numbers. Avoid racing horses on 4/6, 4/15, 4/22, 4/30, 6/5, 6/15, 6/22 and 6/30.
Sagittarius 11/21-12/21
122, 146, 203, 212, 333, 404 ,417, 509, 522. What a kibosh of numbers. They don’t seem to be related to post positions, race tracks, speed numbers or even lottery numbers. Good thing you have me here to interpret their meaning. They are stall numbers. Unlucky stall numbers at that too. Avoid placing Sagittarius horses in stalls with these numbers. And just to be even more cautious when you are on the road, avoid staying in hotel rooms with these numbers.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
41. Simply put. This is the answer to all questions in the universe. If you can figure exactly what this means, you will have the answers to everything. Unfortunately, I can not tell you what that is, as I am only interpreting the meaning of the number. In this case it is the answer for all questions in the universe. I didn’t have enough time to study up on that, sorry about it.