Chef Masters Residency Arrives!

So long lebowski00! Yah, think ya something eh, with those bargain value articles! Well ya ain’t never bred nothin! You’re a sim bum, and Cheftony is taking over now! That’s right, Cheftony! Cheftony is all about the right sauce! Maybe a Tabasco Cat eh, and a pinch-ah Frosty the Snowman. Who knows what will be cooked up with the new Chef Masters Residency kicking off! Hopefully we can crown a chef master every year! Just remember the residency is for everyone, so you don’t have to be a sim star to join. If that was the case I would be oughtta there!

Cheftony is determined to cook up some creative ideas like racing French Bred runners in France, to bargain bred Tabasco Cat’s. Breeding on a budget will do just fine at the Chef Master’s Residency. No need for Storm Cat’s and Mr. Prospector’s. What kinda name is Mr. Prospector anyway? Prospector’s search for gold! Last I checked they ran the derby for roses, yah…a bunch of Holy Bull if you ask me! That’s what ya need, Holy Bull! Now that’s a sire! Just look at Devil Girl! She is a real tough twisted sister I tell ya! Macho Uno x Wild Again x Nijinsky II. You got a month to sign up as many members as you can. If you sign up the most members, you can ride Devil Girl off to hell for all I care! Just don’t heckle simsters about joining!

Cheers!