Story Time by Smithy

Jake, Johnno, Lenny, Larry and the guys were sitting around the morning after and I said “What are we going to do today”? Well we could head to Lindsypark, Oakridge,or Acarigua
Just then Adrian jumps up and says lets head off to Glenmore Park. Sounds Fabman. – I said to Daniel, “You want to go?”. He said“I’ll go if Dingo’s”. All the other desperado’s thought it was a good idea.
So off we head with FoxonJohhno’s back and slowroll at the rear of course.Kevoman wasn’t happy with Liam’s pace but I said “he’s Cool K”.

Passing squirrels, littleowls, desert dogs and stuttering bbbudgies. We reached the mile10 point . Jake said “How many more miles to go? I said about 3away. He goes your “kiddenman”. I said we’ll get there on the Sabbath. I mightyforego that day said Bailey. I said “L”-Bailey what’s your problem.He said “Frank’sgiven me the Veeman!” I said Frank “You Are” an arsehole. He told me to “Cadet” out his face.
Anyway things calmed down and we reached our log cabin. We pulled out the beerkeg and I spinroundand see three girls enter the room. Who are they I said?

Tisjuliet,Karen and Taylor Swift, I said “Whoa Tay”(Woette) what are you doing here. She said she came to JOIN!!! us. Wallacesee about that, what are you given? She said “I’ve bought some SupertaffyChips for you too see. Before we knew it,Dunnville downs them on the spot.

We thought to watch a movie. It was in 3dddz, with bigrick,bizalls and all. Skippy said this should be banned I said “Naskippy, it’s RATINGS are poor.” They claim it has stable stats but it’s had no wins in the last nine months.
I went over to say hello to Bokie, I said arrBokieyou’re Amir shadow of your former self. Ivan I was surpised. He believes he was bitten by a brundlefly.
But he was not as bad as my poor Jack lad. His disease Zapspride and puts him in a Klaus of his own. But I think he’s just being theatrical.

His BP is low and he’s had too much Iron Mike and has come down with a bad case of BTB and a touch of Derby fever. Rick asked “How many milligrams of medicine do I give him?”, I said “Ric480”.

Roxy ken you go and call the Dochman. He said “F and L” – Rancho was supposed to do that ages ago. I said don’t worry she’ll miss her nextbonus.

Kim Ulgl get the door when he comes, meanwhile Padre bri-ghtened up the mood.
While we were waiting, “Bear” organised a Raffle. Some Lucky-rabbit puntercould win a Crater US Beer. MichealB here later to call the winner. My son Crawf said I need some money for the raffle. I’ll give you a starter allowance of 1 dollar after that you’re on your own. Somebody thought the raffle was rigged. “EN WHYCowboy would you think that, you gerque?”

Have you checked your CV Bear? It says “not to be trusted” and the Bell I yam carrying is ringing alarms everywhere as well as my wrath bear.
In the finish, the doctor came, won the raffle, and left us to spin the wheel within our tiny minds.

• Smithy