{"id":9139,"date":"2011-04-24T19:39:29","date_gmt":"2011-04-24T19:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blacktypebugler.com\/?p=9139"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"oldbtb_99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/?p=9139","title":{"rendered":"Slow and Steedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\">Just one horse hit the track during week four of <i><b>Comedy Central&#8217;s<\/b><\/i> <b>Breed My Steed<\/b>.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\">Readers might remember that Breed My Steed allows members of Comedy Central to breed 2yos and then give them away, by random draw receiving a new horse. Throughout the year players race their horses, and both trainers and the original breeders can win prizes for their steeds&#8217; performances.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\">The lone Steed to run this week took the Comedian name to heart, putting forth a funnily slow effort. <\/span><b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\">Dastardly Dennis,<\/span><\/b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\"> trained by <\/span><i><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\">Simaddict<\/span><\/i><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\">, jogged around the Florida main track, never challenging. The Smarty Jones filly, bred by <\/span><i><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\">Goldsmith,<\/span><\/i><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\"> finished sixth of twelve.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\">Most of the 2yos have already started or are resting up or training for a return trip to the track, so the week or two may see light action as members of Comedy Central wait for their steeds to be ready to run again.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doesn&#8217;t Win The Race<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":350,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/350"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}