Horses for Thanksgiving?\u00a0 <\/SPAN>That\u2019s not right!\u00a0 <\/SPAN>How do you get \u2018em in the oven?\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Here\u2019s a flock of holiday-themed horse names.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>And if you feel inspired to breed your own, you could throw some of these sires into the pedigree:\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Tom Turkey, Turkey Trot, Pilgrim, Sauce Boat, Over the River.\u00a0 Unfortunately you can’t use the long-departed Pot-8-os.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Someone ought to name a horse Squanto! PUMPKIN PIE(PA)<\/SPAN><\/A><\/B> <\/SPAN>SIPHON(BRZ) x DAMISTER x STRIDING OUT<\/SPAN> This five year old mare has started just twice, and hasn\u2019t beat a horse to the wire.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>But hey, it\u2019s everyone\u2019s holiday favorite, right? MASH POTATOES(ID)<\/SPAN><\/A> <\/B>REVERSAL x DISCO RICO x FREUD<\/SPAN> Okay, this one\u2019s not much better, has beaten one horse so far in his juvenile career.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>His sire is about as well bred as you can get, and has popped out a few good runners in his freshman crop (pun intended) up in YAM YAM YAM(IRE)<\/SPAN><\/A><\/B> DOUBLE ECLIPSE x SHADY HEIGHTS(GB) x DUBASSOFF<\/SPAN> Is this what happens when too many people bring the orange stuff to the potluck?\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Now here\u2019s one who has beaten two horses.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Are we learning not to give your horses Thanksgiving theme names?\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Idle since 2008 and also a CPU horse now, he never took to what you\u2019d figure was his native turf, and didn\u2019t like dirt neither. PILGRIMS(NY)<\/SPAN><\/A> <\/B>FROST GIANT x DEVIL HIS DUE x DEPUTY MINISTER<\/SPAN> This one is marginally better, another juvenile with at least a show finish.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>He\u2019s also by an intriguing freshman sire, and might get better with age and a bit of distance.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>You\u2019d think a horse by this name would be Massachusetts-bred, but there are so few of those. PLYMOUTH<\/SPAN><\/A> <\/B>LION CAVERN x DIGRESSION x CADEAUX GENEREUX(GB)<\/SPAN> Hallelujah!\u00a0 <\/SPAN>A maiden winner!\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Edge<\/I> hasn\u2019t raced this ten year old horse, or any horse, since 2003, so there he sits, still N1X eligible.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>His win was as a two year old at 4.5 furlongs. TURKEY SANDWICH(TUR)<\/SPAN><\/A> <\/B>EAGLE EYED x TESTA ROSSA (AUS) x L’ENJOLEUR<\/SPAN> The fate of many lunchboxes for the week to come.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>He\u2019s an actual active horse with a win to his credit, and you can usually find him in the local bred ranks of his native land.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Not too fast, but may be taking to the turf and grab another win. TOFURKEY(KY) <\/SPAN><\/A>\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/B>POINT GIVEN x <\/SPAN> \u00a0<\/SPAN> Not a bad little three year old, banging around in the mid-80s speeds and at home on either surface.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Why he\u2019s named after the well-known veggie substitute only jiggsup<\/I> can say. TURDUCKEN(SAF) <\/SPAN><\/A>\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/B> NOW we\u2019re talking some chow!\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Many will remember John Madden talking up the virtues of this bird-within-a-bird-within-a-bird every year before kickoff.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Someone from CORNBREAD STUFFING(KY) <\/SPAN><\/A>\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/B>COZZENE x BERING(GB) x SAINT BALLADO<\/SPAN> Yum!\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Pretty much the fastest of this bunch, what with that big 93 staring at you (that doesn\u2019t say much, does it?).\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Has been idling in jdawg10\u2019s<\/I> barn for over a year, so maybe it\u2019s time to send this six year old mare to a suitable sire.\u00a0 <\/SPAN>