{"id":7268,"date":"2009-02-19T01:15:28","date_gmt":"2009-02-19T01:15:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blacktypebugler.com\/?p=7268"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"oldbtb_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/?p=7268","title":{"rendered":"COMEDY CENTRAL Come Out To Play"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The self confessed comedians of the sim COMEDY CENTRAL have their first residency only races both for 2yrolds this week . The relative worth of each runner cant really be determined as odds tend to be decided on breeding and this doesn\u2019t always work out. So yours truly is looking at the trainers to get some inkling as to how their horses might run and to see if indeed a man or woman\u2019s animals mirror their owners in nature and in this case quirkiness. I will also try to match each trainer or rag tag bunch of so called comics as they bumble and stumble their way through the sim as they disrupt the lives of all those rational thinking sims players with the comical character they most remind me of real or cartoon. Always a humorous place I hope this may give you an insight to what goes on in the lofty halls of this residency. Lets look at the dirt race first.<\/p>\n

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1<\/b> 178897<\/span><\/u><\/a> BACON N EGGS(KY) <\/b><\/span>market132 <\/span><\/u><\/a>S Kozerski <\/span><\/u><\/a>30\/1 <\/span><\/p>\n

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Npark <\/b><\/i>colt by GULCH<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>TRIBAL RULE<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>COLORFUL CREW<\/span><\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

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Always one to run contest of every variety npark keeps things ticking along and sometimes reminds you of Adam Sandler<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>in the movie click its like he sometimes has the remote control to organise thing and may use it to allow his colt to speed to lead from ace draw.<\/p>\n

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2<\/b> 180213<\/span><\/u><\/a> THIEFUHR(KY) <\/b><\/span>69mets <\/span><\/u><\/a>C V D’Onofrio <\/span><\/u><\/a>15\/1 <\/span><\/p>\n

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Chuckrock Conglomerate Stables <\/b><\/i>trained colt by LANGFUHR<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/b><\/span>AFLEET ALEX<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>CAT THIEF<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>chuckrock reminders me of ROBIN WILLIAMS <\/b>imn the movie PATCH ADAMS always trying to heal people with comedy and thoughtful to the feelings of others and hard working as he runs his sim wide contests. So this colt can be expected to race handy and never give in.<\/p>\n

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3<\/b> 177216<\/span><\/u><\/a> ELEVENZEZ PRINCE(AUS) <\/b><\/span>elevenzez1 <\/span><\/u><\/a>C Maguire <\/span><\/u><\/a>57\/1 <\/span><\/p>\n

Trained by yours truly this budget colt by CASINO PRINCE (AUS)<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>BINARY x STAR<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>IMPOSING(AUS)<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>I see myself as like John Candy as Irving “Irv” Blitzer<\/p>\n

in the movie Cool Runnings a little rough around the edges by well meaning and trying to be helpful most of the time. And this Aussie colt is a bit like that rough but may do some good who knows.<\/p>\n

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4<\/b> 179601<\/span><\/u><\/a> CONTRADICTORY(KY) <\/b><\/span>chaos <\/span><\/u><\/a>O Brooks <\/span><\/u><\/a>9\/1<\/span><\/p>\n

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chaos<\/span><\/u><\/a> ,<\/span>mayhem<\/span><\/u><\/a>, <\/span>scandal<\/span><\/u><\/a>and <\/span>deception<\/span><\/u><\/a> stables run by this trainer Squirrel <\/i><\/b><\/i>just about say it all although see did give me a quote \u201cI am smarter funnier and more intelligent than cmd \u201c hmmm strong stuff missy any way this colt is by <\/span>DIXIE UNION<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>PINE BLUFF<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>GRAUSTARK<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>ah squirrel let me think yes maybe Cameron Diaz as Mary Jensen in There’s Something About Mary ( minus the hair do ) everybody wants to know her everybody wants to be with her and she kind and gentle (except on the race track where she\u2019s lethal) and this colt could prove lethal too for the 2007 toty winner.<\/p>\n

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5<\/b> 180183<\/span><\/u><\/a> CRAZE(AUS) <\/b><\/span>ginnjr <\/span><\/u><\/a>K Barnes <\/span><\/u><\/a>89\/1<\/span><\/p>\n

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BKC Stables <\/b><\/i>trained filly by FALVELON (AUS)<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>LOOSEN UP<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>JUGAH<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>this trainer has been a champion of the sire dam combination here and has try to covert all C C members to he way of thinking and reminds me of Ben Stiller<\/span><\/a>\u2019s character <\/span>White Goodman<\/span><\/a> in the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story where he tries to get everybody to do things his way and ultimately fails this filly might go early but will struggle to be there at the wire .<\/span><\/p>\n

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6<\/b> 179717<\/span><\/u><\/a> EASTERN CONFUSION(JPN) <\/b><\/span>superfly <\/span><\/u><\/a>T Brace <\/span><\/u><\/a>10\/1 <\/span><\/p>\n

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Superfly Stables <\/b><\/i>trained filly by SAKURA BAKUSHIN O (JPN) x E DUBAI x KRIS(GB) <\/b>I see a muppet photo on stables page and maybe liken the trainer to Statler and Waldorf the two old critics in the balcony commenting on all goings on. Can this Japanese filly draw some good comments after the race?<\/p>\n

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7<\/b> 179481<\/span><\/u><\/a> LAST WORDS(KY) <\/b><\/span>cnn <\/span><\/u><\/a>K Chilcoat <\/span><\/u><\/a>6\/1 <\/span><\/p>\n

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Squirrel – CoMeDy central division <\/b><\/i>trained colt by POLITICAL FORCE<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/b><\/span>GIANT’S CAUSEWAY (IRE)<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>GREEN DESERT<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>the second runner from this trainer is the third favourite for this and will go close to winning for miss Diaz aka Mary <\/p>\n

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8<\/b> 41554<\/span><\/u><\/a> ADHERE TO COLAC(AUS) <\/b><\/span>nightcap1 <\/span><\/u><\/a>R Marts <\/span><\/u><\/a>12\/1<\/span><\/p>\n

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Alishan <\/b>trained filly by DUBAI DESTINATION<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>DEHERE<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>GENERAL MEETING<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>from the great Victorian town of Colac one must reflect on the great Aussie movie The Castle staring Michael Caton as Darryl Kerrigan the peoples champion and all round good guy and his famous saying \u201cfeel the serenity \u201c on their trips to Bonnie Doon this filly will try to triumph over unsurmountable odds .<\/p>\n

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9<\/b> 155771<\/span><\/u><\/a> FOGGY BOTTOM(PA) <\/b><\/span>diamondjim <\/span><\/u><\/a>Ni Williams <\/span><\/u><\/a>45\/1 <\/span><\/p>\n

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Tartar <\/b>trained filly by ONE GREAT CAT<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/b><\/span>BEST OF THE BESTS (IRE)<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>FAPPIANO’S DANCER<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>the generous tartar <\/i>who runs the credit guessing contest at the res. Trains her and reminds me of Woody Allen<\/span><\/a> in the movie Take the Money and Run as teejay has done to him in the last two weeks of the contest hope this filly can do the same.<\/span><\/p>\n

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10<\/b> 179821<\/span><\/u><\/a> TRAFFIC DASH(CHI) <\/b><\/span>claimcat <\/span><\/u><\/a>G Daniels <\/span><\/u><\/a>99\/1<\/span><\/p>\n

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Theredd <\/b>trained colt by AMAZING AGAIN<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/b><\/span>TRAFFIC SECRETARY<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>DASHING DEVIL<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>Gene Wilder as Skip Donahue in Stir Crazy who is framed for a robbery and tries to clear his name this filly has a name that should see her clearing out to lead can she hold on.<\/p>\n

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11<\/b> 127363<\/span><\/u><\/a> DISVINGO(KY) <\/b><\/span>cmd5 <\/span><\/u><\/a>C Duncan <\/span><\/u><\/a>6\/1 <\/span><\/p>\n

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Cmd Stables <\/b><\/i>trained colt by DISCREET CAT<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>VINDICATION<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>GONE WEST<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>Bill Murray<\/span><\/a> <\/span><\/b>as Carl Spackler<\/span><\/a> in the movie Caddyshack reminds me of the greenkeeper who spends his life battling the gopher (squirrel maybe) but never can beat him or her. Can the boss beat the squirrel here oh I mean gopher.<\/span><\/p>\n

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12<\/b> 123043<\/span><\/u><\/a> THE LOCO MOTION(KY) <\/b><\/span>highroller <\/span><\/u><\/a>S Cadigan <\/span><\/u><\/a>3\/1 <\/span><\/p>\n

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Doza <\/b>trains this filly by POINT GIVEN<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/b><\/span>FORTY NINER<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>SEATTLE SLEW<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>as her breeding suggests she is the favourite runner for this race and should take a lot of stopping like a runaway train. Which reminds me of the movie Silver Streak where Gene Wilder gets caught up in all sorts of trouble on a train journey across America.<\/p>\n

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13<\/b> 177266<\/span><\/u><\/a> COLAC SMOKE(KY) <\/b><\/span>simaddict <\/span><\/u><\/a>O Parker <\/span><\/u><\/a>4\/1 <\/span><\/p>\n

Another Colac horse this one a by SMOKE GLACKEN<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>GONE WEST<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>SEATTLE SLEW<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>has a strong dirt pedigree and should go close lets look at another great Oz movie then \u201cCrocodile Dundee\u2019 Paul Hogan plays Michael J. ‘Crocodile’ Dundee<\/span><\/a> one of the best aussie comedy movies ever.<\/span><\/p>\n

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14<\/b> 179585<\/span><\/u><\/a> CAME FOR DINNER(JPN) <\/b><\/span>southern <\/span><\/u><\/a>H Newsome <\/span><\/u><\/a>20\/1<\/span><\/p>\n

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Cmd Stables <\/b><\/i>second runner by CAME HOME<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>WHO’S FOR DINNER<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>MISWAKI<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>maybe the movie Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner staring Spencer Tracy<\/span><\/a> might be appropriate given the horses name and oldie but a goody this filly might just surprise us all.<\/span><\/p>\n

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15<\/b> 178187<\/span><\/u><\/a> ON THE COUCH(NY) <\/b><\/span>amazon2 <\/span><\/u><\/a>S Machu <\/span><\/u><\/a>14\/1<\/span><\/p>\n

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Amazon2 Stables <\/b><\/i>trained filly by FREUD<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/b><\/span>ROCK SLIDE<\/span><\/b><\/a> x <\/span><\/b>SMART STRIKE<\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/span><\/b>with a name like that this filly reminds me of the movie What’s Up, Doc? Staring Barbra Streisand<\/span><\/b><\/a> and she may be aptly named a we all might need to see a shrink after this race is over many of the jockeys may try to pull their mounts up trying to win the converted poor finish prize associated with these races.<\/span><\/p>\n

As Elmer Fudd says<\/p>\n

bidy bidy bidy that\u2019s all folks<\/p>\n

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