{"id":6752,"date":"2008-10-18T00:43:55","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T00:43:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blacktypebugler.com\/?p=6752"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"oldbtb_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/?p=6752","title":{"rendered":"Big Sky, Small Field at DUSTY JUMPER Special"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>Superstar rookie writer <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">gold4ever<\/I> has been on my mind these past few weeks.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>The reason is I blame him for my three week hiatus between articles.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>You understand, it is difficult writing articles when you are in a Mexican jail at the border waiting to get the proper papers for my release.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>And I was trying to cross back into the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags\" \/><st1:PlaceName w:st=\"on\">United<\/st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st=\"on\">State<\/st1:PlaceType> from <st1:country-region w:st=\"on\">Mexico<\/st1:country-region> because <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">gold4ever<\/I> was chosen to cover my last assignment in <st1:State w:st=\"on\">Arkansas<\/st1:State> causing me to make an emergency trip down to <st1:country-region w:st=\"on\"><st1:place w:st=\"on\">Mexico<\/st1:place><\/st1:country-region> for work per <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">snowcheif<\/I>\u2019s request.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Apparently the boarder patrol had trouble understanding that I needed to get back into the <st1:country-region w:st=\"on\"><st1:place w:st=\"on\">USA<\/st1:place><\/st1:country-region> so I could continue covering simulated horses at simulated tracks for a simulated newspaper.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>To add insult to this was my editors decided to stop taking my calls leading me to spend two weeks in a very non-simulated jail waiting for some help.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN><\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" \/><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>Fortunately, my habit of gambling with the jockeys paid off as I recognized jock P. Wright outside my cell window two days ago.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>After securing his attention, I explained my current situation and basically begged for his help.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Amazingly, he agreed to assist and after an hour or so of talking I didn\u2019t understand the jailer was in front of my cell with Wright opening the door.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Walking away from my home the past two weeks (thanks again <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">gold4ever<\/I>), Mr. Wright stated that I should not make eye contact with anyone, walk directly into the VW Microbus in front of me, and everything will be explained to me after we cross the border.<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>Upon entering the microbus, I immediately realized that I was not alone.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>As P. Wright was entering the driver\u2019s side door, I noticed fellow jockeys R. Heller, R. Wray, and J. Biagi were all riding along.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>All was quiet until we cleared the boarder, and then the conversation commenced. <\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cThanks for the help Wright,\u201d I began.<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cNo problem,\u201d he replied, \u201cI don\u2019t wish my enemies in that jail.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Not that I consider a writer that lost two grand to me in cards an enemy.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>You are lucky I got you out of there when I did.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>You were scheduled to be euthanized next week.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cSo how did you spring me?\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>Wright responded, \u201cI explained to the authorities that you were needed in <st1:State w:st=\"on\"><st1:place w:st=\"on\">Montana<\/st1:place><\/st1:State> for an important mission and the four of us were here to make sure you were delivered on time.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cGood story, and good thinking,\u201d said I.<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cOh, it is not a story,\u201d countered Wright.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>\u201cYou are needed\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cWhere?\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>Jockey R. Heller took over, \u201cWe are all heading to <st1:State w:st=\"on\"><st1:place w:st=\"on\">Montana<\/st1:place><\/st1:State> for the DUSTY JUMPER Special and you will be needed for this race.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cOf course,\u201d I interrupted, \u201cI need to provide coverage.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Give the runners some perspective and depth prior to the running.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Let\u2019s see, the DUSTY JUMPER you say?<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>That is the thirteen furlong stakes run on the turf for three year olds and older correct?\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cIt is\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cIf I am not mistaken,\u201d I continued, \u201cthe weather up there for the race should be fantastic and the turf should be firm.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>So, what\u2019s the field, who\u2019s riding?\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cYou\u2019re riding with the field,\u201d stated J. Biagi.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>\u201cWe four jocks are atop the four runners in the race.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>I\u2019m atop of COZZENE AFFAIRE (KY).<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>He is a four year old dark gray colt that is trained by <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">crandyiv<\/I>.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>The colt is still looking for his first finish in the money for a stakes rated race, and considering he is running against only three more runners, it will more in likely happen Saturday.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>COZZENE AFFAIRE enjoys lurking at the back half of the mid pack before running down the leaders.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>He displayed this running style in his last win in August over nine furlongs in an allowance race.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cSmall field,\u201d I noted.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>\u201cWhat about you?\u201d I asked while looking at jockey R. Heller.<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cWell,\u201d Heller began, \u201cI\u2019ve an interesting horse assigned to me, CREED CHARM.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>You see, I\u2019ve never met the trainer for this old boy, and I mean old boy.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>CREED is owned by someone named <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">computer<\/I> and all communications I\u2019ve had with this guy has been via e-mail on this Blackberry.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>He held up a phone device with an open e-mail on it from \u2018<I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">computer<\/I>\u2019 that read, \u201cdon\u2019t let CREED CHARM die on the track.\u201d<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>I noted that this was not very encouraging for my jockey friend R. Heller.<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cAnyhow,\u201d continued Heller, \u201cthis horse is ten years old and hasn\u2019t run a race since January of 2006.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>I suspect that this <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">computer <\/I>guy is on the lam but is low on cash right now.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>He probably found a short stakes field where he knew he could cash a check if his runner finishes; thus, the instruction to not let my horse die.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>At least that is my theory.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cBunch of degenerates in this industry,\u201d I noted.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>The entire microbus nodded in agreement.<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cI\u2019m riding the race favorite,\u201d interjected my liberator P. Wright as he turned the wheel onto the on ramp of the highway.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>\u201cBIG BAD N NOW (KY) is certainly the class of this race with over a half million in winnings in his career.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>The brown four year old is winner of the JOHN BOZO Special and the OAK SKIER Handicap just to name some recent stakes level wins.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>In fact, since trainer <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">fusion<\/I> switched this runner back to turf in March, BIG BAD has landed in the money in five of his last seven starts with the two outside the board being in graded stakes.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>I look for my ride to sit at the back of the pack until the half way point and then just catch everybody after that.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cDon\u2019t get too confident there Wright,\u201d interrupted the final jockey R. Wray.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>\u201cMy ride POINT COLONY (KY) isn\u2019t going to just let your steed waltz to the finish line without a fight.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>While it\u2019s true that this <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">xanderman<\/I> trained four year old has yet to win a stakes race, he has now finished in the top three in his last five starts.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Additionally, his last win, and allowance, in August was just a furlong shorter than the upcoming race.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>The chestnut colt won that race lurking near the back and charging to the front starting at the half point of the race.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cGentlemen,\u201d I said \u201cthis conversation has been fantastic.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>I think I have all of the information I need to write a rip roaring preview that will generate the interest you are looking for.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Consider my debt to you repaid.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cOh no,\u201d started Wright, \u201cwe don\u2019t care if you write an article about this or not.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>We need you at the race because we realized that our runners all enjoy sitting at the back of the pack and closing the race.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>In other words, no horse seems to want to lead out of the gate.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cYes, so.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>\u201cSo,\u201d continued Wright, \u201cwe have decided that for payment of your freedom is to be the rabbit in our race.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>We want you to start right near the first turn and be dressed in a shirt with carrots and apples sewed to it.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>We figure with the two furlong head start and a little inspiration from being chased by four stampeding horses, you should be able to maintain this lead at least to the five furlong mark.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>That should get our runners where they need to be.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Once you complete this task, assuming you live, you\u2019ll be free of your debt to us.\u201d<\/FONT><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><FONT size=2>\u00a0<\/FONT><\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><FONT size=2>So for you folks that will be at <st1:State w:st=\"on\"><st1:place w:st=\"on\">Montana<\/st1:place><\/st1:State> on Saturday taking in the tenth under the big, clear sky, when you see a fool at the first turn running for his life wearing a fruit basket for a shirt, say a little prayer for this writer.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>And a curse for <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">gold4ever<\/I>, this is his entire fault anyway.<\/FONT><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the Field Wants to Close, Who Will 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