{"id":6050,"date":"2008-05-26T14:44:03","date_gmt":"2008-05-26T14:44:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blacktypebugler.com\/?p=6050"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"oldbtb_2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/?p=6050","title":{"rendered":"Cosmopolitan Handicap G1 race review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 16pt\">Cosmopolitan Race Recap<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" \/><o:p><\/o:p><\/SPAN><\/U><\/B><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 16pt\">Grade 1 NY<o:p><\/o:p><\/SPAN><\/U><\/B><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 16pt\"><o:p><SPAN style=\"TEXT-DECORATION: none\">\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/o:p><\/SPAN><\/U><\/B><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\">On a rainy Saturday in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags\" \/><st1:State w:st=\"on\"><st1:place w:st=\"on\">New York<\/st1:place><\/st1:State> two sets of connections came out of this race thrilled. the fact that a trainer would be thrilled by a second place finish is unusual in a graded race that was so evenly matched heading in.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>I will explain how that is in a minute but first, I must tell you a story about a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the window.<\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>I was standing on line to get my bets in for the Cosmopolitan and as usual I was running late.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Only minutes before post I was still two or three punters from the front and was getting nervous I would not get my bets in.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>The clock was ticking and just as I was about to get up to the window I was accosted by several very excited sim trainers. MTK76, <SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/SPAN>Kloie, and Seamhead were all talking hurriedly and Kloie even grabbed my arm knocking my bet sheet out of my hand into a puddle of warm beer.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>They wanted to tell me something, but I wanted to get my bet in and now without my scribbles I could not remember the exotics I wanted play.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>I told them to hold their thoughts a second and just plunked my \u201crace allowance\u201d down on Staff Trouble my top pick.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>Slightly annoyed that I only had a win bet I turned to hear their story.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>It seems they were starting a new residency called Blazing Saddles ( Blazingsaddlesresidency.com ) and wanted me to join up with them.<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>I looked at them and said \u201csure, I\u2019ll join your residency, but only if I cash this win ticket.\u201d The 4 of us made our way over to the track and settled in to watch the race.<\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify\"><SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN>When the gate opened <B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U>Who Do You Love <\/U><\/B><U>PP 2 ML 11-1<B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"> <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">(Lenny), <\/I><\/B><\/U>broke alertly for the lead along with <B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U>Farseer <\/U><\/B><U>PP 11 ML 13-1<B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"> (<I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">Devilo1)<\/I><\/B><\/U> from the outside and <B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U>Halo Me Down <\/U><\/B><U>PP 12 ML 6-1<B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"> <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">(Sdmf4)<\/I><\/B><\/U>. <SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/SPAN>While those three went for the lead it was clear the triumvirate of <SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/SPAN><B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U>Al Hirt <\/U><\/B><U>PP 10 ML 15-1<B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"> <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">(Zoomr), <\/I>Superdrive PP <\/B>6 ML 12-1<B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"> (<I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">Sdmf7), <\/I><\/B><\/U>and <B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U>Perfectly Pleasant <\/U><\/B><U>PP 4 ML 7-1<B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"> (<I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">Cougar)<\/I><\/B><\/U> had no interest in running on a wet track. These three dropped to the back never to be heard from again. <B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U>Thunder Punch PP 3 ML 7-1 <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">(Cream)<\/I><\/U><\/B> found a spot along with the 3 year old<B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt\"> <\/SPAN>Jesus Walks PP 5 ML 34-1 <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">(Milesius) <\/I><\/U><\/B>about four lengths from the lead trio and right along side <B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U>Rocket Go Boom <\/U><\/B><U>PP 8 ML 11-1<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN><B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">(LaLakers42)<\/I> Spitfire MK I (<I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">Buffy8) <\/I>and Staff Trouble <\/B>PP 1 ML 10-1<B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"> <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">(Zaza)<\/I><\/B><\/U>. Several of this group would be heard from shortly while <B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><U>Narcisus PP 7 ML 9-1 <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">(TC1,) <\/I>Spaniard PP 9 ML 12-1 <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">(Spqr and)<\/I> San Pelligrino PP 13 ML 7-1 <I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\">(super12) <\/I><\/U><\/B>had their hopes evaporate before the third call, when Staff Trouble mad a huge move to the lead.<\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify\"><SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0It was\u00a0at<\/SPAN>\u00a0this point in the race\u00a0thatStaff Trouble made it clear he was the one to catch.\u00a0He went by the leaders liked they were nailed to the rail. In fact no one could match strides with my choice. Rocket Go Boom tried but perhaps waited to long and would finish a well beaten third. The surprising three year old Jesus Walks exploded late and would light the tote board finishing an amazing second. <SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/SPAN>Spitfire MK I was the only horse that made up any ground and closed out the super finishing 4<SUP>th<\/SUP>. <SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0\u00a0<\/SPAN>Staff Trouble would not only post the best speed figure in the race, a\u00a0118, but that number was also the best in the entire sim this week. The 4 year old son of Storm Cat x Mr. P x TV Commercial boosted his lifetime bankroll to a cool 1.5 million and added the Cosmopolitan G1 trophy to the case.<\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify\"><SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/SPAN><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify\"><SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/SPAN>While the day belonged to Staff Trouble the huge win over shadowed an amazingly impressive performance by the 3 year old Jesus Walks. Jesus Walks ran second in his first effort against older horses posting an eye opening 114. As I was thumbing through my dead presidents (quite a few) I remembered my pre race conversation about The Blazing Saddles Residency. I kept my promise and joined up. I put a share my winnings to buying a nice new 63 inch flat screen for the expansive new clubhouse. If you want more info on a fun new residency get in contact with MTK76 or go to blazingsaddlesresidency.com. Tell em Otis sent ya!<\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\"><U><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt\"><o:p><SPAN style=\"TEXT-DECORATION: none\">\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/o:p><\/SPAN><\/U><\/I><\/B><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\"><U><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt\"><o:p><SPAN style=\"TEXT-DECORATION: none\">\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/o:p><\/SPAN><\/U><\/I><\/B><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\"><U><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt\"><o:p><SPAN style=\"TEXT-DECORATION: none\">\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/o:p><\/SPAN><\/U><\/I><\/B><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\"><U><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt\"><o:p><SPAN style=\"TEXT-DECORATION: none\">\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/o:p><\/SPAN><\/U><\/I><\/B><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"><\/SPAN>\u00a0<\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><B style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal\"><I style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal\"><U><o:p><SPAN style=\"TEXT-DECORATION: none\">\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/o:p><\/U><\/I><\/B><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/SPAN><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Staff Trouble Romps, Jesus Walks Impressive<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":318,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/318"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6050"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6050\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}