{"id":4978,"date":"2007-10-25T22:47:28","date_gmt":"2007-10-25T22:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blacktypebugler.com\/?p=4978"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"oldbtb_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/btb.ehorseracing.com\/?p=4978","title":{"rendered":"Delpenn Breeder’s Cup Classic"},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to DelPenn. We are running a mirror meet at Delpenn that roughly approximates the conditions of the sim\u2019s Breeder\u2019s Bowl races. There are several 9-10 year long players at DelPenn, so we have been around. Many trainers at Delpenn have stock plenty good enough for the real sim Breeder\u2019s Bowl races, and they are running them there. We all have some of perhaps lesser quality for our own Breeder\u2019s Bowl mirror meet where Delpenn residents can compete with each other for decent purses and much more importantly, for bragging rights. There are three or four different groups at Delpenn, and many others who choose to compete as individuals. I\u2019m sure everyone has heard of the Delpenn group Super<\/B> <\/I>since they have found so many ways to win friends and influence people here in the sim.) Super is a very powerful group of players and stables <\/I>who truly are a powerhouse simwide. I have lost count of how many Triple Crown, Breeder\u2019s Bowl, Equinics, and other prestigious races that they have won. Their current members are A.F.C., Whirlwind<\/B>, Topicount. <\/B>Another group is\/was called P.B.S<\/B>. which consisted of Jakematt <\/STRONG>\u00a0and the most illustrious and of\u00a0 late mysterious Sal. <\/B>We have heard little from Sal, but Jake is active and has very good stables based in DelPenn. There is a group known as the 2Goombas<\/B><\/I>, but they really are bad medicine.,,,. The last DelPenn group I will mention is my group, F\u2019ARSE. <\/EM><\/STRONG>The F\u2019ARSE\u00a0<\/EM><\/STRONG> group\u00a0<\/EM><\/STRONG>is an acronym of Fatattack, Avenger<\/B>, Randyraide<\/B>, S.D.M.F<\/B>. Enterprises<\/STRONG>. We are the real bad boys of Delpenn and love shenanigans, conspiracy and controversy. One of our major goals is to spank the Super group at every possible opportunity. We always claim that we will lie, cheat, steal , manipulate, bribe or do whatever else it takes to win, We possibly (I will not confirm\/deny) have a few covert members we sometimes use to rig races to our advantage, like entering a “rabbit” to burn up the early speed in a race. Anyway, we have learned a few tricks in our tenure in the sim. Noteworthy individual players are Revelation<\/B>, Stretch, Mikehusker, Morrissey, Bobthehat<\/B>, Doctahg<\/B>, Ivanyamil<\/B> and even Snowchief<\/B>. I apologize if I left anyone out. The legendary Unbridled<\/STRONG><\/EM><\/U>, who retired from the sim was a Delpenn resident. We also host the infamous Dr. Dipper Lip<\/EM><\/STRONG> right here. Alright, on to the the Delpenn Breeder\u2019s Cup Classic:<\/P>

An almost full field of 19 is carded to contest this 1\/\u00bc mile on the dirt. No clear cut favorites here. <\/P>

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1<\/B> <\/FONT>123000<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> ANGELS OF DARKNESS(KY) <\/B><\/FONT>2tohold <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>T Tyson <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>51\/1 Another $25.00 Super failure. Well-bred but can’t run. The odds say it all.<\/P>

2<\/B> <\/FONT>113911<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> INTRUDER(KY) <\/B><\/FONT>super5 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>R Hall <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>51\/1 Ditto. Super seems to be trying to wake the dead for an early Halloween.<\/P>

3<\/B> <\/FONT>100745<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> HEAVEN’S DOOR <\/B><\/FONT>super26 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>H Popson <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>10\/1 Super again. This one is much better than the first two mules and can run a bit. Spits the bit in graded races, no proven ability at 10 furlongs. Decent 50%+ in the money. Trained by ne’er do wells. Mediocre speed figs. Just another loser.<\/P>

4<\/B> <\/FONT>106944<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> SERAPHIC <\/B><\/FONT>jmb <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>C J Walker <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>18\/1 This one is trained by the boss, Revelation. Good race record, exceptional at times, distance O.K. Threw in a clunker last out, may be ready to give us some competition at long last.<\/P>

5<\/B> <\/FONT>89242<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> FAPPABURST <\/B><\/FONT>sarava02 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>Z Wango <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>11\/1 Very consistent of late, likes the distance, is\u00a0FAST. Trained by S.D.M.F., an outstanding F’ARSE trainer. Definite contender.<\/P>

\u00a01<\/FONT>86144<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> BAND LEADER <\/B><\/FONT>domedriver <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>C O’Hara <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>24\/1 Nicely bred horse who has failed to perform. Trained by our resident surgeon (us oldsters need one) and Super trainer A.F.C. Low speed figs, below average performer. No chance whatsoever.<\/P>

7<\/B> <\/FONT>40590<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> DON PEDRO <\/B><\/FONT>afc2 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>T Crow <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>13\/1 Yet another Super\/A.F.C. entry. This good son of Danzig has run well in the past, but ran poorly in it’s last two. Likes the distance, and may be a contender—for the show spot.<\/P>

8<\/B> <\/FONT>116922<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> THRILL RIDE(KY) <\/B><\/FONT>super30 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>N Jackson <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>38\/1 I’m beginning to think that my pals in Super have stacked this race. Interesting strategy. I wonder where they learned that? I don’t care for the breeding of this 3 year old, and it’s inconsistent. Maybe next time. Maybe next lifetime.<\/P>

9<\/B> <\/FONT>102213<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> DARK PRINCES <\/B><\/FONT>super27 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>Ra Williams <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>15\/1 Super again! Unbelievable. This decently bred colt has been running pretty well lately. Two races at the distance, one good one bad. Possible, but improbable.<\/P>

10<\/B> <\/FONT>52791<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> GENOCIDE JUNKIES <\/B><\/FONT>sdmf1 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>D Silver <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>11\/1 Ah, a F’ARSE runner. How refreshing. Pretty consistent, has run well in graded races in the past, and always seems to run big in these resident races. S.D.M.F. training, so he’ll run big in this race. Contender.<\/P>

11<\/B> <\/FONT>102944<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> I DID MY TIME <\/B><\/FONT>sinner <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>C Butts <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>11\/1 Interesting name with a myriad of possibilities…….Royally bred, Trained by Knighmare, a very good trainer. He has been run big figs at and around the distance, and looks well rested. Contender.<\/P>

12<\/B> <\/FONT>97510<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> UNSECURE ACCOUNT <\/B><\/FONT>super11 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>I Wimpy <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>7\/1 Super. Good figs, graded placed. This is probably Super’s best shot, but can he go the distance? Never has. Possible contender, but with an *.<\/P>

13<\/B> <\/FONT>3662<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> MIRACLE TO ME <\/B><\/FONT>soulbleed <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>H Ross <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>22\/1 Fabulously bred Grade one winner. Consistent and has run big figs. A F’ARSE horse, once again trained by the mighty S.D.M.F. This one is very classy in a very well bred field. Contender.<\/P>

14<\/B> <\/FONT>112381<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> ALINA DANCER <\/B><\/FONT>jakematt <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>B Ironside <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>7\/1 Jakematt, a P.B.S. trainer (is or was) has an outstanding entry here. Well bred son of Gone West has huge figs and is graded placed. Very classy, distance fits, and Jake can make them run. Contender.<\/P>

15<\/B> <\/FONT>109329<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> ARMED AND READY <\/B><\/FONT>zewango2 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>Z Wylde <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>5\/1 Great name. A top F’ARSE entry. Again, S.D.M.F. has an excellent one here. If he can make the distance, he WILL win. I trust this crafty trainer’s ability and judgement in entering him here, and believe that he will run huge in spite of a field populated by\u00a0TEN Super entries. If they lose here, they may as well pack it in. Of course, most of their starters are plugs. F’ARSE is always ARMED AND READY.<\/P>

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16<\/B> <\/FONT>12782<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> TURKO’S GHOST(KY) <\/B><\/FONT>knightmare <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>S Middleton <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>17\/1 Another decent Knighmare starter. Only 3 years old, so his best may be yet to come.<\/P>

17<\/B> <\/FONT>123664<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> DEL PENN SUPERARSE(KY) <\/B><\/FONT>vigilante <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>C Iverson <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>22\/1 My starter is also only a 3 year old, a\u00a0son of\u00a0Forest Camp\u00a0who\u00a0ran a huge 111 at the distance at the spa mirror meet back in August. If he runs a big one, he could win it all. I am a proud F’ARSE trainer,\u00a0and \u00a0am doing this totally unbiased <\/U>article for the amusement of Delpenn and the sim at large.<\/P>

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18<\/B> <\/FONT>116927<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> ATTENZIONE(KY) <\/B><\/FONT>super2 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>H Wilson <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>31\/1 1 <\/B>Super, Super……#9. <\/B>This Super 3 year old colt looks really good and has a show in a graded affair. Come back when you grow up, boy.<\/P>

19<\/B> <\/FONT>85393<\/U><\/FONT><\/A> SOLAR ECLIPSE(IRE) <\/B><\/FONT>afc3 <\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT>A Mitchell <\/U><\/FONT><\/A>27\/1 Super, Super, Super. Super starter #10. A very average six year old with a zero <\/FONT>chance<\/FONT> which does not belong here. Trained by Dr. A.F.C. which is usually the kiss of <\/FONT>death <\/FONT>for a sim horse.<\/FONT>\u00a0 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die, huh, Doc? I owe you a lot of cold ones, my friend. Thanks.<\/P>

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Thank you everyone, for reading my\u00a0nonsense here today. I haven’t written\u00a0much\u00a0in the sim in many years, so please excuse my convoluted and radical approach to this writeup.<\/P>

If I offended any fellow Delpenners, tough luck. As always, you may respond in kind; we don’t sugar coat things at our residency.<\/P>

It looks like a great field and I hope for a classic Delpenn finish, neck to neck to the wire. Good luck to all, especially the F’ARSE consortium who will undoubtedly win another mirror meet, much to the chagrin of our friendly competition, the Super outfit. Or is it the Micky Mouse outfit? Ha ha.<\/P>

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