You are now about to witness the strength of SIM knowledge.<\/p>\n
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Straight outta Chicago complaining SIM player named War Emblem<\/p>\n
From the Rez called GRSimsters with attitude<\/p>\n
When I\u2019m called out, I get my chromebook out<\/p>\n
Type the words, and trainers are hauled out<\/p>\n
You too Aussies, if you mess with me<\/p>\n
The AFP are gonna hafta come and get me<\/p>\n
After whipping your horses, Danehill won\u2019t save you<\/p>\n
From the Tapit power coming down on you<\/p>\n
Trainers start to hem haw and mumble<\/p>\n
Something bout an Equinics smackdown rumble<\/p>\n
We\u2019ll mix and cook em in a pot like gumbo<\/p>\n
Goin off on rivals like that<\/p>\n
With a Curlin that\u2019s pointed right at you<\/p>\n
So let your horse lose smooth<\/p>\n
Ain\u2019t no stoppin the way my horses move<\/p>\n
Pedigree is the tool<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t make me take you to Equinics school<\/p>\n
Me and you can go race to race, no maybe<\/p>\n
I\u2019m knocking trainers off the track, daily<\/p>\n
Yo weekly, monthy, and yearly<\/p>\n
Until all you wannabes see clearly<\/p>\n
That I\u2019m down with the capital G-R-S<\/p>\n
Boy you can\u2019t touch us<\/p>\n
So when I\u2019m by your residency, you better duck<\/p>\n
Cause GRS don\u2019t need no luck<\/p>\n
As I leave, believe I\u2019m galloping<\/p>\n
But when I come back boy, I\u2019m comin straight outta Chicago<\/p>\n
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Yo Given<\/p>\n
Whassup?<\/p>\n
Tell em where you from!<\/p>\n
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Straight outta Chicago, another crazy GR Simster<\/p>\n
More G1s I win, yo, my rep gets bigger<\/p>\n
I\u2019m the best trainer and you know this<\/p>\n
Doesn\u2019t Spiced Turtle show this?<\/p>\n
Win the Arc again in a minute<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll take the Eagles in the Super Bowl bet up in it<\/p>\n
So if you\u2019re at my races in the front row<\/p>\n
I\u2019ma gonna ask ya why your horse is so slow<\/p>\n
You\u2019ll probably get mad like a loser is supposed to<\/p>\n
But that shows me what you\u2019re used to<\/p>\n
That cool gangstar had a Guineas repeat<\/p>\n
Now tell me suckers is that destiny?<\/p>\n
And so I let my horses play<\/p>\n
Blowing past all nags in my way<\/p>\n
It was GR Simsters GR Simsters at the top of the list<\/p>\n
Gonna win Equinics again it goes something like this<\/p>\n
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Yo Leroy Brown ain\u2019t got nothing on us<\/p>\n
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His name is Legend and he got something to say\u2026<\/p>\n
(Enter Buffy Summers)<\/p>\n
Wait a minute, wait minute you obsess on me for two decades and I don\u2019t even get invited to this rap party? A Slayer turns 40 and all of a sudden she is old news? You have any idea how hard it is to live to 40 as a Slayer? And when is the last time I got a horse named after me? It\u2019s Emma this and Miley that! A little loyalty please! I can even help you here, Legend lay me down some beats\u2026<\/p>\n
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I\u2019m spreading cheer by day and installing fear at night<\/p>\n
Keeping Sunnydale safe and always prepared for a fight<\/p>\n
I\u2019m the girl you want by your side when situations get dire<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve saved the world six times a blonde spitfire<\/p>\n
See me in the graveyards this shouldn\u2019t be hard<\/p>\n
Another Equinics win?<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll leave you beaten bloody weak and disarmed<\/p>\n
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(Exit Buffy Summers)<\/p>\n
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Whoa Slayer Rap we\u2019ve brought out all the guns<\/p>\n
You know me as Epic we\u2019re about done with puns<\/p>\n
I just have to say I really live in Chicago<\/p>\n
The rest of these fools probably vacation in Mar-a- Lago<\/p>\n
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(Legend says you can\u2019t say that here it\u2019s too political)<\/p>\n
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Sure, fine, whatever it\u2019s no mystery<\/p>\n
I\u2019m the one who gave you, Otto History<\/p>\n
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(drops mic)<\/p>\n
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(And\u2026…mic gets picked up by MasterM and Liam)<\/p>\n
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He promised we would get to say something about Australia<\/p>\n
I am Invincible is great and covered with regalia<\/p>\n
But how do we follow Otto, Buffy and Smack talk<\/p>\n
A Rocky Invicible loving trainer from Phliadelphia<\/p>\n
Attitude legit cause I\u2019m winning everything<\/p>\n
Given controls the automatic<\/p>\n
For any rival trainer that starts static<\/p>\n
Before you step you better check yourself<\/p>\n
Every time I pull a pedigree off the shelf<\/p>\n
Another Mother of Dragons winner and that\u2019s a law<\/p>\n
Try as you might I have no fatal flaw<\/p>\n
Once you\u2019re on the track your horse is through<\/p>\n
It might as well be a Zebra in a kiddie zoo<\/p>\n
My name is Given and I\u2019ll let you bear witness<\/p>\n
Straight outta Chicago givin no forgiveness.<\/p>\n
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Lenny is his name and the boy is comin..<\/p>\n
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Straight outta Chicago<\/p>\n
See you can\u2019t beat me that\u2019s your problem<\/p>\n
I see a new trainer I don\u2019t dodge him<\/p>\n
But I\u2019m smart, breed more, creep a while<\/p>\n
When I see a residency boast I smile<\/p>\n
To me it\u2019s kinda funny the attitude they are showin<\/p>\n
Talking smack when all they end up doing is losin<\/p>\n
Lookin for the one they call Lenny<\/p>\n
But here\u2019s a flash, they never catch me<\/p>\n
Ruthless! Never caught like Superman<\/p>\n
Give a little gust of wind and I\u2019m jettin<\/p>\n
But leave a memory no one\u2019ll be forgettin<\/p>\n
What I have you can\u2019t teach<\/p>\n
So sit there, lose, and listen to me preach<\/p>\n
You see me on the track you better run away<\/p>\n
Cause the GRS are here to stay<\/p>\n
Word to the SIM, straight outta Chicago<\/p>\n
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Daaaang that stuff was dope<\/p>\n
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Woke up late, at about noon<\/p>\n
Just thought that I had to be in San Diego soon<\/p>\n
Gotta watch the Padres before the day begins<\/p>\n
Before my friends start smackin on the Trojans<\/p>\n
My name is PadreBri I take my time<\/p>\n
Vindication was my boy this is my rhyme<\/p>\n
I rocked out to the Tenacious D<\/p>\n
Won the Guineas with Tenacious V<\/p>\n
Then she went and gave me Tenacious Heat<\/p>\n
We never even heard of NWA we were still doing the moonwalk<\/p>\n
Let\u2019s just get down to the track and here\u2019s the scoop<\/p>\n
Put this on repeat and play it in a loop<\/p>\n
Cuz the GR Simsters are alwayz hard<\/p>\n
Come talkin that trash and we\u2019ll pull your card<\/p>\n
Knowin nothing in this game but to be the best<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t cry moan or be depressed<\/p>\n
We flex our muscles got you in a stranglehold<\/p>\n
GR Simsters are gonna win gold.<\/p>\n
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