Tribute to The Bargain Bowl (To the tune of Adam Sandler’s Hanukkah song by MTK\/Cadet and the Chat Room crew). Look for a musical tribute on a future Latenight with Dr. Dipper Lip..<\/p>\n
If you are Euro and you don’t know now you know.. http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Rd1Pyu9_rxo<\/p>\n
This is an article, that uh, there’s a lot of graded stakes articles out there, but not
Too many about bargain bowls, so I wrote a song for all those nice little bargain
horses and trainers who don’t get much BTB love–here we go…<\/p>\n
Put on your cheap front wraps-akah, here comes bargain bowlakah
Its so much fun-akkah to bred cheap and runukah,<\/p>\n
Bargain bowlakah is the festival of cheapie breeds,
Instead of one horse who costs years of bps, you get 8 crazy steeds.<\/p>\n
When you feel like the only kid in town without an AP Indy, heres a list of
Bargains who were cheapies , just like STT<\/p>\n
Ten Lost Pyramids stalks the Cougar Bite Classic
So do Brilliant Notation, Celestial Key and the fast HousefullofGhostichas<\/p>\n
Guess who face off in the Cemetary Winter Distaffacha,
Multisurface freak Misallocation and Sullivan\u2019s Rainbow<\/p>\n
Hawkz is a bargain trainer, Slower lower desperado is one too,
Put them together–what a fine three legged crew<\/p>\n
You don’t need credits to clickfest
Cause you can sire with Hap and Tiz West, both bargies<\/p>\n
Pump em up with lasix and buticah
It’s time for Bargain Bowl looticha<\/p>\n
BRAD RULEZ but he’s not a bargain breeder!
But guess who is resboss knightmare our fearless leader(he\u2019s a legend!)<\/p>\n
We got Alottah at steak, Ultimate Betraying, NZED THRILLS a little flabby
Tinbuck Slew won a graded race, not too shabby!<\/p>\n
Bettors got Ginger Ale winner Van Heusen,
But, he’s far from a lock and trainer MTK is boozin.<\/p>\n
So many bargains are running big figs
Rob’s 2yos isn’t, but I hear bengowans is<\/p>\n
Tell chat bot winnett-anakah, it’s time you celebrate bargain bowlakah
I hope you get a fast runnikah, on this festive bargain bowlakah.<\/p>\n
Trotter drink your tanguary and tonic-akah its time to celebrate bargain bowlakah
Hope to see you in the winners circle-akah on this happy happy, happy, happy, happy
bargain bowlakah. Happy bargain bowlakah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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