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<\/p>\nIt\u2019s time to start planning the race schedule for your horses for the summer season but what to do? Where can you find the best advice possible? Look no further than here, as I have a high degree of accuracy. I am a recognized horoscope writer for the BTB as well as a certified numerologist. If that doesn\u2019t impress you, maybe some letters of testimony will:<\/p>\n
B. S. writes \u201cI readily admit that I read your articles for a mere chuckle. But something caught my eye in your last article. I have a Taurus horse that has the numbers 3333 in it\u2019s id number. Quite frankly, I\u2019ve been thinking of auctioning this nag off, but for the heck of it, I entered it into a graded stakes race. Guess who laughs no more!!! I\u2019ve had two graded wins and a third from this horse and my bank account is now well over a million in sim cash! I\u2019m a doubter no more!\u201d <\/p>\n
Then there\u2019s this email from one of the rodents that play the game requesting to remain anonymous. \u201cI have three horses in one of my barns that are of the Cancer sign. I admit that I did not take your insight to heart for the spring and I regret that immensely. I raced these horses at both even and odd numbered tracks. You were correct, there was a higher chance of injury and two have been sidelined for the last two months. The other was on a short lay-off, went back to the track, and is again on a lay-off. I deeply regret not listening.\u201d<\/p>\n
Last week, I received an email from Virginia who asked \u201cYou seem to have good success in providing both horoscopes as well as using numbers to project the future. But have you ever thought of being a fortune teller?\u201d<\/p>\n
Good question, and the answer is \u201cYes, Virginia, I have\u201d. But I have to be accredited to be legitimate, so I bought all the tabloids my ten bucks could buy and enrolled in Madame Mardella\u2019s School of Flight. After an intense 5 days of classes (I only skipped three of those days to go to the track) and paying a well-worth $2,500. I am now an official certified Fortune Teller. Heck, I\u2019m getting so many certifications one may say I am certifiable.<\/p>\n
Before I left the school, I splurged for the high-end crystal ball. Sure, they all look the same, but as they taught us in class, the more expensive ones are the more accurate ones. I went for the top of the line $1,000 Crystal Gem. To make sure it worked, I gazed into it and saw one of the sim races with 14 horses in it. In the end, I would successfully tell that 13 of those horses would not win the race. Upon watching the live race, I was proven correct.<\/p>\n
Now that I have established my credibility, I\u2019m offering free fortunes for your horses over the tedious summer months that lie just ahead of us. I\u2019ll use the horoscope method to make it easy to identify which fortune goes with your horses. The first race that your horse has raced is considered their birthdate in the sim-world. But be forewarned\u2026..not all fortunes are good fortunes!!!<\/p>\n
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Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18<\/b> <\/p>\n
Gazing into the Crystal Gem ball I see flags a flying. No, there is one flag\u2026and it\u2019s a black and white checkered one. The same that they use in auto racing. As you know, cars are loaded with horse power. Teach your horse to drive a race car and they will deliver you many wins on the race track.<\/p>\n
Pisces 2\/19-3\/20<\/b><\/p>\n
The crystal ball took a while to focus in as it was a bright white color, much like snow. But as it cleared, the white took the form of sugar cubes. What a sweet treat that is for your horses. I see many, many smiley happy horses galloping around. But that does not last long. I see teeth falling out of their mouths as they are developing cavities. Do not make the mistake of feeding sugar cubes to your horses unless you want to empty your pockets of sim bucks by handing them over to your vet dentist.<\/p>\n
Aries 3\/21-4\/19<\/b><\/p>\n
The crystal ball dampens when looking at the future events for Aries horses. Precipitation is in the forecast. But this works well as I see the Aries horses cooling off in the rain right after a hot summer\u2019s day. This sets them in the right condition as I see them running like lightning through the rain to the wire in front. Enter them into stormy race tracks!<\/p>\n
Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/b><\/p>\n
Various flickering images come through the Crystal Gem ball for Taurus. The images are coming from a box-like object. The object is a television set. On the screen is a reality show. Lots of nasty and band controversy is going on. If you do not stop them, Taurus horses will get themselves into some horrid reality show. Don\u2019t let this happen. I\u2019ve seen the end of the reality show and it does not end up pretty.<\/p>\n
Gemini 5\/21-6\/20<\/b><\/p>\n
Deep inside my crystal ball, I see lots and lots of lights flashing. Bright lights. No, they are not police lights, they are white lights and they are coming from above. They are the lights used when taking pictures. I see these pictures being reviewed by racing stewards. This is a good thing as it means your Gemini horse will be in lots of photo finishes during the summer and will be in the top three spots!<\/p>\n
Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/b><\/p>\n
When looking at my crystal ball for Cancer horses, it is very difficult to tell that it is even crystal. The ball has turned a dark, dark menacing black color. I had to focus for a long time and caught glimmers of what is in store for the future. In a near trance-like state, I was able to pull bits and pieces, like a puzzle you may say, which is exactly what the future holds, but in a dark sense. Terrible things are in store for Cancer horses on the race track. Very few Cancer horses, if any at all, will come out of a race that is not tagged as Injured or Layoff. Consider yourself warned!<\/p>\n
Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/b><\/p>\n
My nice and pricy Crystal Gem ball shows a clear image of a map. On the map are stars placed on different locations. Lines are drawn connecting a route to these cities. Two routes are evident. One flows from Alabama to New York to Paris and ending in Japan. The other starts in Tasmania goes to Hong Kong which leads to California and ends in Florida. One route shall lead your horse to fame and fortune. The other leads to dismay and failure. Choose your route wisely.<\/p>\n
Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/b><\/p>\n
Everything has turned white inside the crystal ball. A snowy white. Snow is everywhere and the calendar shows July. It is Christmas in July. Your horse will be happy with gifts, so spend those sim dollars and buy many presents, new horse shoes would be preferred. Buy artificial snow and cover the race grounds in white. If you are successful in imitating the holiday, joyous results will follow from your horse. If you fail to come through, so will your horse.<\/p>\n
Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/b><\/p>\n
The Crystal Gem ball is covered with bright flashing lights. These are predominately in the colors of blue, red, white and yellow. Coming into clear focus, I now see the lights are coming from emergency rescue vehicles with blinking headlights and flashing strobe lights. The primarily vehicle is an ambulance. Tragedy is in the future. Take heed and do not race in the summer.<\/p>\n
Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21<\/b><\/p>\n
The crystal ball shows flags waving high in the air. Some kind of event is going on. People from many, many nations are in attendance. Trainers from all points of the sim world are in attendance. I see medals being draped upon many Scorpio. The Equinics is the place to send your horse, which bring you much glory!<\/p>\n
Sagittarius 11\/21-12\/21<\/b><\/p>\n
A movie fills my Crystal Gem ball and it is one of a porno nature. However, this movie does not involve humans. It involves Sagittarius horses going through their mating ritual. Sparing all the unnecessary details, I see that the ending turns out with a wonderful ending. If you allow your horses to breed, you could end up with a horse that will run like Secretariat. There is a catch. You must insert the words of \u201cRoxy\u201d or \u201cKen\u201d into the name of the new born which is the spark that is required to ignite the success.<\/p>\n
Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/b><\/p>\n
The Crystal Gem ball is definitely well worth it. The image that prevails deep inside the globe is a number. Lucky Capricorn\u2019s have the answer to all questions in the universe. The number is a cheerful glowing 41. The dilemma is to ask the right question for this to apply to. And the question does not involve numbers. Ask your question correctly, and rewards that will last forever will follow. <\/p>\n
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